Canvas Print
Shirtual Surreality: Variant 1
Garment Artwork
by Yep
Pop it in your home, office or internationally esteemed art gallery. ๐
๐โ'Is this still life?'
๐โ'Not any more.'
๐โ'Then it must be... Shirtual Surreality.' ๐
โข Acid-free, pH-neutral, polyester-cotton base
โข 0.5-mm-thick polyester-cotton-blend canvas
โข Canvas density: 470 g/mยฒ (13.9 oz/ydยฒ)
โข Fade resistant
โข Hand-stretched over solid wood stretcher bars
โข Matte-finish coating
โข Mounting brackets included (Some assembly required.)
G'day, mates! ๐ดโ๏ธ
WHEN BUYING CLOTHES ONLINE:
The way to happily buy garments without trying them on is to MATCH YOUR MEASUREMENTS! ๐
I need a tape measure.
CHEST CIRCUMFERENCE is the priority for tops.
HIP CIRCUMFERENCE is the priority for bottoms.
WARNING โ ABSOLUTELY NO RETURNS FOR NOT CHECKING YOUR MEASUREMENTS CAREFULLY; so please MEASURE YOURSELF TODAY and please choose the first size that is BIGGER THAN your measurement. ๐YOU CAN'T FIT INTO A SPACE THAT IS SMALLER THAN YOUR BODY ๐ (unless the garment specifically says it is stretchy and you want to feel constant pressure all day โ both of which are normally not the case, especially for cotton garments).
If you like'em loose, go one size higher.
๐ Have you checked your CURRENT measurement? ๐ Today? (...or was it two years ago?) ๐ค
Come on, mates. Measure yourself just before ordering. It'll take you two seconds.
You'll get a great fit and you'll be glad you did.
PLEASE DON'T ASSUME! PLEASE DON'T GUESS! โ JUST MEASURE YOURSELF AND CHOOSE THE FIRST SIZE THAT'S BIG ENOUGH TO CONTAIN YOU (and not a micron less). Please. ๐
Cheers, champs. ๐๐
If you're buying a top and your abdomen is currently girthier than your chest, use your abdominal circumference as 'chest' circumference.
An even better option is to buy Yepโข garments from one of the world's coolest retailers, where you can try them on:
[List of awesome retailers will appear here.]
If you are an awesome retailer and would like to be listed here, [WELCOME].
Are you sure you don't already have a tape measure?
โ Rightio, here's one you can print on A4 paper:
Very important: Once printed, hold a ruler against the tape measure to check if it is precisely accurate. If it isn't, please print it again at exact size (100%). Some software requires that you select 'custom' to be able to specify 100% size. ๐๐ If you've tried everything and it still won't work, please hit the chat button and let us know.
Scissors and sticky tape required. ๐
โข Cut around the perimeter of the tape measure.
โข Cut it into seven strips.
โข Stick'em together accurately.
โ๏ธ๐คฝ๐ด๐ข๐๐๐ณ๐๐๐โจ๐ท๐๐ฃ๐ฒ๐ง๐
Designed in Australia and made all over the world,
Yepโข garments are clothes that make you happy!
โ๏ธ๐บ๐โท๐๐ฅ๐ฅโฝ๏ธ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ป๐๐ฆ๐
Shirtual Surreality: Variant 1
Garment Artwork
by Yep
Pop it in your home, office or internationally esteemed art gallery. ๐
๐โ'Is this still life?'
๐โ'Not any more.'
๐โ'Then it must be... Shirtual Surreality.' ๐
โข Acid-free, pH-neutral, polyester-cotton base
โข 0.5-mm-thick polyester-cotton-blend canvas
โข Canvas density: 470 g/mยฒ (13.9 oz/ydยฒ)
โข Fade resistant
โข Hand-stretched over solid wood stretcher bars
โข Matte-finish coating
โข Mounting brackets included (Some assembly required.)
| METRIC | |
| Height | 91 centimetres |
| Width | 61 centimetres |
| Depth | 3.8 centimetres |
| Imperial | |
| Height | 36 inches |
| Width | 24 inches |
| Depth | 1ยฝ inches |
G'day, mates! ๐ดโ๏ธ
WHEN BUYING CLOTHES ONLINE:
The way to happily buy garments without trying them on is to MATCH YOUR MEASUREMENTS! ๐
I need a tape measure.
CHEST CIRCUMFERENCE is the priority for tops.
HIP CIRCUMFERENCE is the priority for bottoms.
WARNING โ ABSOLUTELY NO RETURNS FOR NOT CHECKING YOUR MEASUREMENTS CAREFULLY; so please MEASURE YOURSELF TODAY and please choose the first size that is BIGGER THAN your measurement. ๐YOU CAN'T FIT INTO A SPACE THAT IS SMALLER THAN YOUR BODY ๐ (unless the garment specifically says it is stretchy and you want to feel constant pressure all day โ both of which are normally not the case, especially for cotton garments).
If you like'em loose, go one size higher.
๐ Have you checked your CURRENT measurement? ๐ Today? (...or was it two years ago?) ๐ค
Come on, mates. Measure yourself just before ordering. It'll take you two seconds.
You'll get a great fit and you'll be glad you did.
PLEASE DON'T ASSUME! PLEASE DON'T GUESS! โ JUST MEASURE YOURSELF AND CHOOSE THE FIRST SIZE THAT'S BIG ENOUGH TO CONTAIN YOU (and not a micron less). Please. ๐
Cheers, champs. ๐๐
If you're buying a top and your abdomen is currently girthier than your chest, use your abdominal circumference as 'chest' circumference.
An even better option is to buy Yepโข garments from one of the world's coolest retailers, where you can try them on:
[List of awesome retailers will appear here.]
If you are an awesome retailer and would like to be listed here, [WELCOME].
Are you sure you don't already have a tape measure?
โ Rightio, here's one you can print on A4 paper:
Yep's Printable Tape Measure.
Important: This tape measure must be printed at exact size (100%), so please go deep in your print settings ('more settings' / 'more options' etc.) and MAKE SURE they're all set to 'ACTUAL SIZE' and '100%' and NOT 'fill page', NOT 'fit to page' and NOT '99%'.Very important: Once printed, hold a ruler against the tape measure to check if it is precisely accurate. If it isn't, please print it again at exact size (100%). Some software requires that you select 'custom' to be able to specify 100% size. ๐๐ If you've tried everything and it still won't work, please hit the chat button and let us know.
Scissors and sticky tape required. ๐
โข Cut around the perimeter of the tape measure.
โข Cut it into seven strips.
โข Stick'em together accurately.
โ๏ธ๐คฝ๐ด๐ข๐๐๐ณ๐๐๐โจ๐ท๐๐ฃ๐ฒ๐ง๐
Designed in Australia and made all over the world,
Yepโข garments are clothes that make you happy!
โ๏ธ๐บ๐โท๐๐ฅ๐ฅโฝ๏ธ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ป๐๐ฆ๐